Gil:
“This is what I say to pick up skanks”

I been celibat
For a long time
But your body is about to make me change my mind

Dis my right hand
His name is jerk
He mad cuz he think you bout to put him out of work

You know you be killin me when you wearing mini skirts
I'm wearing briefs
Now my sausage hurt

Backed up
Like old drains
Balls blue
Walk like I need a cane

So get ready for it
I’m taking aim
You ain't ever forget
The night I came

If you ready
Open your mouth
For something sweet
Cuz you about to feel the force of a million
SKEEEEEEEETS

UNH, I’m skeetin ropes
UNH, I’m skeetin ropes
UNH, I’m skeetin ropes
UNH, I’m skeetin ropes

Chest, body, face, ass
Chest, body, face, ass
Chest, body, face, ass, swag
Chest, body, face, ass
Chest, body, face, ass, swag
Chest, body, face, ass
Chest, body, face, ass, swag
Chest, body, face, ass
Chest, body, face, ass, swag

Skeet, SKEET! SKEET! SKEET!

Skank:
“O hey, you guys are still on your date?”
Gil:
“Ima try to skeet my ass on her now.”
Skank:
“What even?”
I skeeted 2 ropes
Call it double dutch
Or make a noose from the nut
Call it cobra clutch

Cover you in like
10 coats of paint
And I still got more
If I don’t faint

You can swing from these ropes like tarzan
After you dangle from my moon rocks like a martiaaan

See dat bright light?
Dat ain't a flash of hope
Dats me comin out da sky wit another
ROPE

Skeet

I’m skeetin ropes
UNH, I’m skeetin ropes
UNH, I’m skeetin ropes
UNH, I’m skeetin ropes

Chest, body, face, ass
Chest, body, face, ass
Chest, body, face, ass, swag
Chest, body, face, ass
Chest, body, face, ass, swag
Chest, body, face, ass
Chest, body, face, ass, swag
Chest, body, face, ass
Chest, body, face, ass, swag
Im skeetin swag
Im skeetin swagg
Im skeetin swaggg

Skeetta ma rinky doo
Skitta ma rinky dink
Skeetta ma rinky doo
Skittina
Swagala
Swagtropolis
Skeeeet
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I’m done...