[Henry Oak: Intro]
This one goes out to M.O.G
Mercedes Oak Garcia
Mi esposa
Mi corazon
Mi leona

[Verse 1: Henry Oak]
In 1824, in Cummington town
Word on the street was gettin’ around
About a new mineral dug up from the ground
When you hear the name you’re gonna love the sound
They called it Cummingtonite

[Bridge: Adrian Javon Martin]
Ooo, you gonna love the way it sounds
Ooo, you gonna love the way it sounds

[Verse 2: Henry Oak]
Flash forward two-hundred years
And I’m whispering into your ear
The words I know you want to hear:
“We’re all alone and the kids aren’t here.”
You’re cumming tonight

[Bridge: Adrian Javon Martin]
Ooo, I dropped the kids at Tae Kwon Do
Also gave them twenty bucks for froyo
[Verse 3: Henry Oak]
Ding dong it’s your friends from work
Gina, and Greg, and Jane, and Kirk
With candles and oils and toys and feathers
Like Pangea we’re coming together
We’re cumming tonight

[Bridge: Adrian Javon Martin]
Pangea was a supercontinent that existed
During the late Paleozoic and early Mesozoic eras

[Verse 4: Henry Oak]
Strip down to your ankle socks
And I’ll slip off my Birkenstocks
And as you’re grinding on my D
I keep my cool by thinkin’ bout geology
I think about Cummingtonite

[Bridge: Adrian Javon Martin]
I got a Ph.D - A pretty huge dingaling
And I’m so rock hard. Ooo, you make me so rock hard

[Verse 5: Henry Oak]
Thrust faults and orogeny zones (ooo)
Cleavage and aureoles (very nice)
Intrusion, contraction, compression, compaction (uh)
Eustatic movements, effusive eruption (Krakatoa)
Magnesium iron silicate hydroxide
I feel your tongue, I yearn to take you higher on a cock ride
The monoclinic form is a lot like anthophyllite
I'm on your clit it's warm, girl, it's got my man pole sky high
Composition similar to alkaline amphiboles
New position filling your canal with my animal
Crystalline formations make the solubility low
Deep within your cave is where you'll make my willy blow
I’m cumming tonight

[Bridge: Adrian Javon Martin]
Ooo, you make my willy blow so freaking hard
Yeah girl, talking about eruption

[Verse 6: Henry Oak]
It’s 3 AM or so says the clock
You gotta get up early for the “Rock Block of Bach”
But you want some more, so here’s a proposition
I’ll eat your pussy til the Morning Edition

[Vocal Autotune Solo]
Oh, Dee Dee. Dee Dee Bridgewater
Kai Ryssdall
Prairie Home Companion
You’re my American life
Wanna fuck my American wife
Steve Inskeep
Linda Wertheimer and Carl Kassel, baby
Do the numbers, do the numbers
Ira Glass, do the numbers
Marketplace
Gotta know about the shows I watch
With my wife she’s so fucking hot
Gonna eat her pussy all night long yeah