[Intro: Bald Martin, Morgz, Morgz Mum]
Eugh
Hehehehe
?
Look at the size of that thing!
Morgan, it's not about the size, it's about how you use it!

[Verse 1: James Daniels, James's dad]
Oi Morgz
Your videos are wank
Sub count sank
Channel's dead, call it tank
Your mum's getting ragged by this twat with no hair
But you've shagged her before
Now you and Martin have to share
Videos for kids
And we know that's who you like
The deaf rates increase when you're screaming down the mic
Time for some trivia
Your mum's got chlamydia
And when you were born, she should've fuckin' got rid of ya
Lanky prick
Who the fuck watches your vids?
We all know MorgzFest was an excuse to meet kids
Martin's got AIDS
I'm about to throw shade
Kiera left you for a ginger and still got an upgrade
Lost a scrap
Should've hit pause on that hater
And later, please spend the night in a gas chamber
And...
[Bridge: James Daniels, James's dad]
Wait, what?
Wait a second, where did the beat go, my broski-bro-bro?
James, you can't rap
That's enough of your track
DJ, I'm gonna need you to run that beat right back

[Verse 2: James's dad, James Daniels]
Hello twats
It's big daddy on the beat
That's also the name Jill calls me when I skeet
And Martin that's enough
Please don't act tough
You're bald and I've seen more hair on Jill's dirty muff
Talking of muff, Jill, your poon's really smelly
Martin can't rap but he likes kids
R Kelly
Morgz is a spack
He needs a good smack
Before you take a thumbnail you always snort crack
Merch lookin' wack
Who the fuck wears that?
You gotta be 4 or a massive blind twat
Fuck Team Morgz
We're both done with this rap
No cap
Martin and Morgz, we'd destroy you in a scrap