[Verse 1: KSI Diss]
Good afternoon
KSI looks like a wild bab-
Uuhh his forehead's bigger than my love for ket'
With a haircut deader than his brother's pet
Call him GAYSI LGBT
Cause he's all way suckin on Simon's D
''I could hit a dog,'' that's what you say
Bit you did that wen you slap your mom on Christmas day
Caught an STD from your bro Deji
You need to get that gone like your last baby
Oh and JJ answer this one for me
How can you afford a prozzy and not a Windows key?

[Verse 2: Vikkstar Diss & Zerkaa Diss]
Movin' on to Dikkstar, he's only 4 foot 2
He loves to eat a kid with his vindaloo
Sucked on every DJ and givin' em' a shag
Now he's waitin' on Avicii to win to gulag (Welcome to the Gulag)
When i pull out a bag, i'm sniffin' on a line
When Vik pulls out a bag, i'm calling triple 9
HELP! That guys eyebrows are an eyesore
I'm pretty sure he works at the corner shop store
And that's enough for Vik
Cus his tears will be pourin
Movin' on to Josh
You're just really fu*kin' boring
[Verse 3: Miniminter Diss]
Simon is punchin' and i don't think he's straight
Talia gave him a peggin' on their first date
Her types lanky twats, with a mini D
No wonder why she shags you and WillNE
You sold all my ket just cus you got in debt
Buyin' hair dye for the views, that you don't get
And let's be hones mate who the fu*k watches them vids?
It's either you refreshing or some dumb blind kids
Talkin' of kids, Simon took one in a van
On a holiday in Portugal her surname was McCann
Only kiddin' Simon, atleast you've had sex
Maybe give some tips to ya mate coming next

[Verse 4: TBJZL Diss]
The names Tobjizz all over manny
His mom givin' birth's the only time he's seen a fanny
My bags really big, but Tobi's nose is bigger
Look at him!

[Break]
That's because Tobi is a...
Shit ummm
I can't say that just uh
Check out my tweets from 2014 you'll know why
Anyways who's next? (gasp)
Behzinga!
[Verse 5: Behzinga Diss]
Listen here shrek we know you lost pounds
A dad and a girlfriend they all cannot be found
Spongin' of ya boys, for da views and that's sad
You can't grow a channel or a bond with ya Dad
Stop using the steriods and viagra too
Ethan that's enough, here's the truth about you
You shagged Mummy Behz it was just the other night
She said you finisht quicker than a big Gibber fight
Now where both inbreds, welcome to the club
The next stops Gurnsey, i need some more Drugs!