[Part 1: HardDee]
[Intro]
Ah, ah, HardDee, HardDee
Ah, ah, ah, ah, HardDee, HardDee
Ah, ah, ah, ah, HardDee, HardDee
Ah, ah, what you saying?
HardDee Daily Duppy, cmon'
Ah, haha bruv (Oh, Simmons)

[Verse 1]
Her vagina smells infected (Eugh)
And it's got more crabs than Brighton Beach, girl get that tested
I'll fuck it, I'll fuck her at least, if I do, man ain't getting rejected (Haha)
Double up on Durex Johnnys, so when I slip it in, I'm protected
But after I pre that pubic lice, I reckon I won't be erected (LOL)
Lucky I left a packet of Viagras in my left pocket
When I pop one of these, my load will blow, like a NASA rocket
My money got low, so I sold a game at Cex for 10p profit
Withdrew my crypto cash, now I'vе got 12p in my superdry wallet
Now-now man tryna be my opp, 'causе man's seen the P that I've got
So I kissed his lass, and squeezed her ass, call me Matt Hancock
She then put her hand on my cock, now my cock's hard like a rock
But her vag wide like a cave, bruv, I'd rather cum in a sock
Fat waist, looking like the fat girl off of the Chase
Argh, bitch, lose some weight
I suffocate when you sit on my face (Help!)
What a disgrace, you ain't coming back to my gaff (No way)
Your BO smells like stilton cheese, go take a fucking bath (Eugh)
I'm done with girls, got me debating turning gay
Like I used to be back in the day, sucking dick in the school hallway
I've come a long way from that, but now I swing one way (One way)
Still, I'd suck off Tommy Fury 'cause he's been inside Molly May
Aye, I'm a cheeky chappy, sipping a maggie with J2Trappy
If an opp boy tryna get chatty, I'll pull down his pants and finger his batty
Bust into his gaff with a bally, and sniff the pants of his elderly granny
Bukkake his mommy and daddy, I aim for the eye like Dele Alli
Now life was kinda cool until I got a call from my doctor (Brrt)
He said, "Sorry HardDee, but I've got some real bad news that might just shock you" (Oh)
"You've got gonorrhea and chlamydia, just chilling on your chopper"
Still, man's gonna buck bare chicks and get their vag wet like an otter
Or wet like my drip, aye, pre this Slazenger fit (Fit)
It goes hard G like HardDee on this Daily Duppy shit (Yeah, haha)
Can't lie mans killed it, I'm the best in the scene that's facts
You tryna cop a feature of me, it'll cost you five-pound plus tax
[Outro]
Ah, ah, ah, no cap
HardDee, HardDee
Ah, HardDee, HardDee
(Her vagina smells infected)
(For really)
Ah, HardDee, HardDee

[Part 2: Drilla J]

[Intro]
Exo
Yo Charlie, I like this one
Did someone say Charlie? I fucking love Charlie
Ayo, local trapper, active fapper
Free up my brudda SJ, he did nothing wrong
(Why is he in prison, then?)
Well, murder
But, y'know, free him up still

[Verse 1]
Listen, I disappeared from the map like Madeleine
Man got locked by feds in the can
My G P.Dough, Porkedyagal
B was only three in the back of his van
Opp boy tryna hide like Anne
Pluck to his bando, and bang on his nan
Chuck it or scran it, I'm scranning her glands
But fuck that, she's got hanging ham
Still a ding-dang-do, federalizes chasing my Corsa
Got me sweating like Prince Andrew, and P. Dough's in the pass of the Corsa
Of course, we're picking up your boo
We ain't stressed if the girl's year 8, we're only stressed if the girl's year 2 (Facts, woo)
I'm gonna dash with gash in my pussy wagon, going back to the can? Ah, you can't imagine
You boys act tough, that's all just bluff
I was on the field like Cal the Dragon
Fucking on fat gally, like young Philly
Putting bare opps in a big old spiffy
If I see one right der', I'll get chingy, chingy, chingy, cut off his willy
Then put my willy in his bum (Uh), while I say, "No homo" (Yo)
Gluck-gluck, that's blow-blow, in the back seat of my '03 Volvo
Two milly plays with bro-bro, when you know we dig that solo
Don't step to me or my dolo when your dad looks like big Bojo (Hahah)
And your mum, she looks like big John, but I'm still in between her legs
Tell her spread them, I'll be there in 30, she'll get dirty when we peg
My name's Drilla J, not Simon, but your marj does what man says
To stay a night at my yard, she will kneel on her knees and beg (Please let me stay)
Fuck that, I'll tell her to leave, like Shamima Begum
All my opps are paigons, their pubes get shaven
P. Dough likes likkle yutes, lost count of virginities he's taken
As a kid I smoked candy sticks, now I blem dog ends have fun on the pavement
I'd suck dick for a stranger, even though man's straight
I don't bang bros, I watch Bang Bros when I'm trying to masturbate
Wait, I'm chatting with a MILF from a mile away named Jasmine Jae
But I'm busy on roads, no Lana, I ain't got time for a date
Bun that, bun that, haze I'll bun that, any flavor man's done that
Barack Obama, peanut butter, man blaze them from way back
I need a fit girl with a fatback, no cap I don't care about the age gap
Even if she's ninety-six, I'll stick my dick straight in her piss flaps
Back in the day, I was poor, mumzy was a whore with STDs
No pocket money for me, had me begging mum for her Ps (Brrt)
Phone call from my G, Unknown T, I ain't tryna flex
He said too much gyalies on me, why?
It's cause of my Lonsdale creps
[Outro]
Exo
Yo Charlie, I like this one