[Intro: Lenny Benzos]
Spin the dial I'm finding
All the ways I be sliding
Mask on in the vault (Uh)
Money Mitch I’m gliding

With at least a hunnid bands
My bad Uncle Sam
Ride away in the Lam'
Throw a pic on the 'Gram

[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen]
I cracked the code, it’s a-la-mode
Jump in the van with a C4
Seeing friends I wish I see more
Sad face like I'm Eeyore

I'm aware I am a villain (Ah)
I cut a hole inside the ceiling
The job was only an hour
I think that we made a killing

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Scrooge McDuck, I am allergic to this cup
In the bank, oh, in the bank I think it's fun
Take the dollars then I run, take the dollars then I run
I take the dollars then I run, I takе the dollars then I run
[Verse 2: nickisnotgreen and Dev Lemons]
Conflict, mediatе, he got sick from the meat he ate
I don't want pie I want meaty cake, I wanna go on a meaty date
Achoo, alleviate, I got sick from the PDA
I eat straight off of the eating tray, Take me to Pink's on a weenie date

[Verse 3: nickisnotgreen]
Hey, you, stop!
Shirts off for Joe Biden
Explain Jujutsu Kaisen
To every dad you find and

(Swerve)

[Verse 4: Dev Lemons]
Then park it
I am a felon when I'm on the market
When I do see a dog I wanna bark-it
I am no longer a-scared of the dark-it

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Scrooge McDuck, I am allergic to this cup
In the bank, oh, in the bank I think it's fun
Take the dollars then I run, take the dollars then I run
I take the dollars then I run, I take the dollars then I run
[Post-Chorus: nickisnotgreen and Dev Lemons]
Take the cash, take it fast
Ticket stub, pocket that
Take the bills, take the funds
Take the dollars then I run

Take the cash, take it fast
Ticket stub, pocket that
Take the bills, take the funds
Take the dollars then I run

[Verse 5: nickisnotgreen, Dev Lemons and nickisnotgreen with Dev Lemons]
Question, are you scared of me? (BOO!)
I got you goofs queef’s on the (Loose)
When you duck you know I goose

Freshman class, Cheeto finger heart attack
I go in, I’m Ira Glass
Uh, yeah, I go by that, uh, yeah

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Scrooge McDuck, I am allergic to this cup
In the bank, oh, in the bank I think it's fun
Take the dollars then I run, take the dollars then I run
I take the dollars then I run, I take the dollars then I run
[Post-Chorus: nickisnotgreen and Dev Lemons]
Take the cash, take it fast
Ticket stub, pocket that
Take the bills, take the funds
Take the dollars then I run

Take the cash, take it fast
Ticket stub, pocket that
Take the bills, take the funds
Take the dollars then I run

[Outro: nickisnotgreen]
(Pull over, huh!)
(Pull over, huh!)
(Pull over, huh!)
This is fake, uh
Practical joke, the liberal vote
To ban the affordable date, huh

Getaway driver, he’s here in a minute
I know he's not hitting the breaks, ah
Federal tax, federal ass
Federal fuck you, did I ask?

Lenny is hitting the gas