[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen]
I'm getting burnt to the third degree
Who’s getting pranked? Is it Murr or me?
I got the sheep in the herdery
I did a thing, have you heard of me?

Back of the bag like a label
A triplet back to the man and the stable
I am a fan of the Naples
Webelos, cub scouts

I doubt you have seen the White House, don't blame me
I mix the soup with bay leaves
Don't talk bleh bla-bla-bla-bla
Don’t talk back to ladies

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Don't talk back to me, no, no, don't talk back
Don't talk back to me, no, no, no, no, no
Don't talk back to me, no, no
Don't talk back to me, no, no, no, no, no

[Verse 2: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
Let me talk to you, girl
I'll talk right back to you, boy
Now I'm talkin’ to you, girl
And now I’m talkin' to you, boy
Huh
Clean out the lint, it’s making it hot
I'm holding a squint
I'm smelling a lot, you need a mint
Give it a thought

I never read the instructions for making the
Seven commandments
You supply and supply and supply but I swear that these bars are demanding
We need a checkup, tell them 'bout the doctor, tell them-

But why did the doctor call?
Fairly odd mister the Crocker falls
I use a the Logic, that is my DAW
No babies on planes, that should be a law

But what about the commandments?
I think that I could have a Hamlet
I like to look a at at your dandriff
I like to flip a a of the pancake

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Don’t talk back to me, no, no, don't talk back
Don't talk back to me, no, no, no, no, no
Don't talk back to me, no, no
Don't talk back to me, no, no, no, no, no
[Verse 3: nickisnotgreen and Dev Lemons]
I got those dogs in a vest
I got the pizza, the rice, and the breast
Are you mistaken?
I need a dollar, a nickel of payment
Am I not famous?

Where's the middle part?
In the back of my mind, I know stuff about darts
Ernie, Bert, and Bart
I do not eat the fruit on the top of the tart

Keep it brief, Grammy nom
Let's keep it queef, Miami Heat
Disbelief, Steven Yeun, he's next to me
Actor from Beef

​iPad on a plate
My Christmas came early, your Christmas came late
Take you to the lake
I take off your arms and I give you more legs

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Don't talk back to me, no, no, don't talk back
Don't talk back to me, no, no, no, no, no
Don't talk back to me, no, no
Don't talk back to me, no, no, no, no, no
[Verse 4: Dev Lemons]
Yeah
I don't care about the fame or the fortune
I do not know Minecraft, a is there the torches?
I don't wanna get an abortion unless I have to; I will

[Outro: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
Hey guys, thanks for listening (Don't talk back to me)
And if you liked that, we have eight more tracks coming out
A B-side to this album in June and we're doing a tour
Hey, hey guys
Eight more songs
We got eight more songs
We still got- this is a-
What about like ten more songs?
"absolute madness & badness," it's coming out in June
And come see us on tour
Okay