[Intro: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
I'll make you want a nursery
I'm a bloody whore
I can't even know, huh
Cities are bloody iconic bore
I'm an ass, I am a whore

[Chorus: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
Adam Levine burger
I'm a baby, I want Gerber, huh
And sherbet? I want sherbet
And I'll make you want a nursery
I'm a bloody whore
I can't even know, huh (Yeah, yeah)
Cities are bloody iconic bore (Woah, yeah)
I'm an ass, I am a whore (Woah, wow)

[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen]
Drink, drink, sip, sip
Holding the Glock on my hip- hip
Holding the wheel of my whip- whip
Trampoline flips on my wishlist
Fitness, baby, sip this
Glistening crease in the missed shit
Fitbit got a lip-kit
Jon Hamm on my hit list
(Fuck Jon Hamm, fuck Jon Hamm, fuck Jon Hamm, yeah)
(Fuck Jon Hamm, fuck Jon Hamm, fuck Jon Hamm, yeah)
Fuck you, Jon Hamm, I am a damn freak, yeah
Look up Jon Hamm hazing on the thing you use to tweet
I mean I wish I took a seat, a freak [?]
I need receipts of seeds I used to plant, I'm planting inside his cheeks and I need it by next week, bitch
[Chorus: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
Adam Levine burger
I'm a baby, I want Gerber, huh (Yeah)
And sherbet? I want sherbet
And I'll make you want a nursery
I'm a bloody whore
I can't even know, huh (Yeah)
Cities are bloody iconic bore
I'm an ass, I am a whore

[Verse 2: Dev Lemons]
Starbucks pink drink
Chop off your fingers, throw 'em in the sink- sink (Yeah)
Fuck what you think- think
I do not ever shower 'cause I stink- stink
Billy on the Street, more like, Billy in the house
Willy Wonka meat castle, I'm sitting on the couch (Yeah)
Corporate pin it in the bin
What happens when girl scouts become women?
British, innit? Sippin gin
I never put on a blouse in the kitchen
Bring the pizza cold through TSA
Pat me down, then take off my legs
Today is gonna be a silly day
'Cause QUEEF JERKY on the beat, okay?
[Chorus: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
Adam Levine burger
I'm a-

[Verse 3: nickisnotgreen]
Three second rule, yeah
Play at the pool, yeah
Am I a ghoul? Am I uncool? Am I uncool?
Do I piss your pants? Do I piss you off?
Does your mum like me? Am I falling off?
Yeah, I miss the queen like I miss my stinky mattress
(Yeah) I miss the queen, please have sex with me right after this
(Yeah) British girls want to oil my Big Ben
(Yeah) British girls love a white man pigpen (Yeah)

[Chorus: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
Adam Levine burger
I'm a baby, I want Gerber, huh
And sherbet? I want sherbet
And I'll make you want a nursery
I'm a bloody whore
I can't even know, huh
Cities are bloody iconic bore
I'm an ass, I am a whore

[Outro: nickisnotgreen]
I'm an ass, I am a whore-a
Singing, screaming get a boner
I'm an ass, I am a whore-a
Open up the fucking border