[Intro: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
Stupid bullshit (We've gotta make it so loud, that looks so good)
Stupid bullshit (*laughing*)
Stupid bullshit (Yah)
Stupid bullshit (What?)
Stupid bullshit

[Chorus: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
Stupid bullshit
Stupid bullshit (Yah)
Stupid bullshit (What?)
Stupid bullshit
Stupid bullshit
Stupid bullshit
Stupid bullshit (What?) (Yo, yo)
Stupid bullshit (Yo, yo)

[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen]
I do not rage-quit
I do not game it
Please don't call dem females
I do not Gmail
I do not iMessage
I do not use email
I am not friendly, I am not nice
I do not work in retail
I'm stuck, yeah
I'm stuck, I'm stuck
Black beetle
[Verse 2: Dev Lemons]
I do not wear a cast
But I broke my ankle
Your mum has big cankles
You look like Kevin Markle
I'm scared of the darkle
Do you have a charger for your phone?
Tea and scones in this world, we're all alone
*laughing*, crumpet?
Sometimes at night, I like to play the flutе! *laughing*

[Verse 3: nickisnotgreen]
Excuse me? Yah
Are you Christian Balе? Are you Pe-er Griffin?
Are you Bernie Sanders? Are you Marg'ret Simpson?
Are you Thomas Cruise goin' on a mission?
Robin Williams, Good Will Hunting?
More like Good Will Fishing

[Chorus: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
Stupid bullshit (*laughing*)
Stupid bullshit
Stupid bullshit (What?)
Stupid bullshit
Stupid bullshit
Stupid bullshit
Stupid bullshit (What?)
Stupid bullshit
[Warped Outro: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
(Stupid bullshit)
Stupid bullshit (Yah)
Stupid bullshit
Stupid bullshit
Stupid bullshit