[Intro: Dev Lemons]
Yeah
I like my life
I like my wife
I like my knife, oh yah!
I like my job
I like my mom
I like my mob, oh yah!
I have goals
You have holes
I have hoes
Lemme see your toes, please?

[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen]
Toes please, blow me
Nosebleed, flow mean
Black beans, black screens
Generation Z
Really have to pee
Gotta use the toilet throne
Generation Z more like Generation Phone

[Verse 2: hivemind riley]
Thеy're always on TikTok, I wish that they would just stop
Faces gluеd to the screen at the bus stop
Take me back to the nineties, I like Brit-Pop
Avocado toast, I got to make a pit stop
[Verse 3: DJ Grant, nickisnotgreen, & Dev Lemons]
Garlic on my pig
I like to wear a wig
Stripping is my gig
Hey, hey
Two phones, I bought that
Cocaine, I bought that
Two phones, I bought that
Cocaine, I bought that
Yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh (yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh)
Two phones, I bought that
Cocaine, I bought that (BAHHH)
Two phones, I bought- AH, AHH

[Verse 4: nickisnotgreen]
In this age (in this age)
I can't say what I want to say (No, no, no, nonono)
I get cancelled for all kind of things (Yep, uh huh)
Like a wolf, I got scary fangs
Kicking down your door with a whole bowl of truth, yeah
Pick yourself from the straps of your boots, yeah
You should grind all the time like a moose, yeah
I hope you rail me, yeah, you ride me like a goose, yeah

[Verse 5: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
Nick is really mean, he says the really bad things (Hey, hey)
And when I'm alone, I say the really sad things
Burger she wrote
Fur on a coat
Boat on a moat
Is it afloat-? Shut up
[Outro: hivemind riley, Dev Lemons, & nickisnotgreen]
A hurricane-blizzard combo has absolutely ravaged the east coast (SHUT, UP, SHUT)
They say up to twenty-two thousand deaths in New York City alone
But up next at seven o'clock, we talk to a woman who has rescued several dogs across the tri-state area
And learn about her inspiring story
Speaking of hurricane blizzards, people are freaking out about Tim Hortons' and D-Dairy Queen's new collab item
The HURRICANE BLIZZARD
(That's gonna get cut)