[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen]
I need white noise to sleep
I need a sleep mask on me
I shoot my gun like pow, pow, pow
I shoot my shot like, "How are yow?"
Salmon's a superfood, salmon's a superfood
You are just super rude, I took a super n*** for five dollars
How about you? I'm on prime-time TV (TV)
I eat a prime rib early (Early)
I eat just to feed me (Feed me)
I eat just 'cause I need me (Need me)

[Break: ethan is online]
Pineapple upside down, yeah
In the toilet I make a brown, yeah, in the…
Pineapple upside down, yeah
In the toilet I make a brown, yеah, in the…

[Verse 2: nickisnotgreen & ethan is online]
Throw a stones, toss all across the creek
And I do it еvery day, Monday through Friday, every week
And I do it every month, March, February, April
(Alright, I'm about to go in, don't worry about it, don't worry about it at all, actually)
I go to Naples

[Verse 3: ethan is online]
Pineapple upside down, yeah
In the toilet I make a brown, yeah
In the ocean, yeah, I drown, yeah
Make some motion to the sound, yeah
90 Day Fiancé, more like 90 Day Chimpanzee
Go to the zoo and see some fish
Go to the well and make a wish (Ahahah)
[Verse 4: nickisnotgreen]
In reality, I got a lot of free time (Yeah)
In reality, I'm sponsored by a wine company so I got a lot of free wine (Free wines)
And I'm sponsored by a lot of watermelon companies so I eat a lot of free rinds (Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh)

[Verse 5: Dev Lemons & ethan is online]
Pineapple upside down, yeah
In the toilet I make a brown, yeah
At my wedding I won't wear a gown, yeah
I would rather wear Lady Gaga meat dress
Tickle the president for the free press
Put him in the bath to get his feet wet
Take him to Five Guys, that's what she said
That's amore, yeah, I speak French

[Outro: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen, ethan is online & Dev Lemons]
Pineapple right-side up is boring, I like to envision you snoring
Red chili pepper's what I'm snorting when the camera isn't recording
Pineapple right-side up is boring, I like to envision you snoring
Red chili pepper's what I'm snorting when the camera isn't recording (Hahaha)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Ahahahaha)