[Intro: ethan is online & Dev Lemons]
Here I am in the living room (Here I am)
Baby fast asleep in the living womb (Snooze)
If I fall off, just put me in a little tomb (Ugh)
I'll be underground making beats, QUEEF JERKY to the moon

[Verse 1: ethan is online & Dev Lemons]
Hit ’em, yeah
Don't quiet quit 'em
I got problems with ’em
I just farted in 'em
I just lost a limb from my uncle Tim
Even on a whim
I don't shave, I trim
I don't shave, I trim
I don't save a limb, yeah

[Verse 2: ethan is online]
Trumpets and crumpets and yummy baked goods (Goods)
I eat it all up like a growing boy should (Should)
I take a sip, sip of my tea, yeah, delicious ('Licious)
I take a bite of your mom, so nutritious

[Chorus: ethan is online]
Eminem type beat, I got Eminem typе feet
Control-alt-delete
Sucking on a tеat
Sucking down on tweet, five likes
Shoot a little skeet, bang, bang
[Post-Chorus: ethan is online]
In between the sheets, oh my
Let's do a meet and greet, bye, bye (Do a meet and greet)
In between the sheets, oh my
Let's do a meet and greet, bye, bye

[Verse 3: nickisnotgreen]
Yeah, I can’t believe I have the followers (What?)
I’m Jimmy Fallon, you're John Oliver, yeah (What?)
She was a cop and so I slaughtered her, yeah (What?)
I am the boss, that is my moniker, yeah
I smell like baby Bradley Cooper, yeah
I’ve got the cream and you have got the scooper, yeah
I only tell it how it is, ah-yah-yah-yah
I'm the soda, you're the fizz, yah-yah-yah-yah
I'm like a young Herbert Hoover
I’m at the museum, at the Louvre, yeah
I still smell like Bradley Cooper, yeah, yeah
I'm like a white Stormy Trooper, yeah
My cat doesn't speak English, no-no
Stop asking him those silly questions
If you care about my business, yeah
Leave a tweet inside my mentions

[Bridge: Dev Lemons]
Hold on, let me pop this bottle
I want another 3D model
I gotta tinkle so I waddle
I never LMAO but I ROFL
[Verse 4: Dev Lemons]
Cat from Victorious, am I funny or hilarious?
I wanna be glorious
Don't tell me a story, tell me a fib
(Don't tell me a story, tell me a fib)
Don't give me a pizza without a bib, uh
Don't give me a pizza without a bib and I'll take it from my crib
Don't give me a pizza without a bib and then I will eat some din'
Don't give me a pizza without a bib and you know I'll tell a fib
You know I'll tell a fib, but I don't wanna tell a lie, I don't

[Outro: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
Pray for cherry sours, I'm Austinian, Austin Powers
Pray for cherry sours, I'm Austinian, Austin Powers
Pray for cherry sours, I'm Austinian, Austin Powers
Pray for cherry sours, I'm Austinian, Austin Powers
Pray for cherry sours, I'm Austinian, Austin Powers
Pray for cherry sours, I'm Austinian, Austin Powers
Pray for cherry sours, I'm Austinian, Austin Powers
Pray for cherry sours, I'm Austinian, Austin Powers
Pray for cherry sours, I'm Austinian, Austin Powers
Pray for cherry sours, I'm Austinian, Austin Powers
Pray for cherry sours, I'm Austinian, Austin Powers
Pray for cherry sours, I'm Austinian, Austin Powers