[Verse 1: ethan is online & nickisnotgreen]
Seth MacFarlane, I wanna make you my Seth Mac-Darlin'
I'm just now getting things started
I'm making heat like it's porridge (Yummy)
'Cause I'm ahead of the game, uh
Ahead of the gameI got a head of hair, but I'm losin' it!
What are we going to do when Chris Griffin is stunting on you?
I'm gonna go to the zoo, evil monkey will be in there too

[Chorus: ethan is online]
Brian and Stewie and Meg and Peter
And Joe and Lois and Bonnie and Quagmire, Chris and—

[Verse 2: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
AI wrote this verse, false, no, it didn't (What?)
AI wrote this verse, false, I think I writ' it
I think I'm insidе a comic phase
I'm a comical guy but I think that I'm out of place

[Chorus: ethan is online]
Brian and Stewiе and Meg and Peter
And Joe and Lois and Bonnie and Quagmire
Brian and Stewie and Meg and Peter
And Joe and Lois and Bonnie and Quagmire
Brian and Stewie and Meg and Peter
And Joe and Lois and Bonnie and Quagmire
Chris and me in co-op with family
With family
[Verse 3: Dev Lemons]
Cut will be the meat
And I can still see your feet
Please don't pee in the street
I have the chocolate like Mr. Beast

[Verse 4: nickisnotgreen]
Oblivion, Elf on the Shelf
Oblivion, break if you help
Oblivion, gold is your wealth

[Verse 5: Dev Lemons]
Take you on a date then I am skate, yeah
Take you on a date and I'll pick you up at eight, yeah
Take you on a date but I can't see straight, yeah
Take you on a date then I lock you in a crate

[Verse 6: ethan is online, Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
Thoughts like a boomerang, they always come back to me
I am a big shark, Bohemian Rhapsody, more like Bohemian Crap-sody
I wish that you didn't get mad at me
I wish that the printer get back to me
I won't accept another deal
I think that Sean Evans is real
I parked the Prius in your room
You need a license, I assume
Brian, Stewie, Lois, Megan
The pool is too cold 'cause I put my leg in
I am a rocket scientist, Carl Sagan
I am makin' the bread and I'm bringin' the bacon
[Verse 7: nickisnotgreen]
You are a snack to me, eyes, ears, belly, bum
Chris will come, spit and swallow
I need another Xbox tomorrow
I need another best friend to follow
I need another text from my lady
I'm kissing Tom, you're kissin' Brady
Fake out, it's illegal to make out
I made it a federal crime to get takeout

[Bridge: ethan is online]
Ronald Reagan, quick placement, RBG died, no statement
I'm pacin', but I'm blazin'

[Refrain: Dev Lemons]
Yeah, yeah, you sit in puddles
Yeah, yeah, I don't want trouble
I want a war of tuggles
A-yeah, yeah, and I'm the devil
A-yeah, yeah, you sit in puddles
Yeah, yeah, I don't want trouble
I want a war of tuggles
A-yeah, yeah, and I'm that devil

[Verse 8: Dev Lemons]
I am not taking as mad at me
But Megan the Griffin's a masterpiece
Fine, give everyone soft-serve sundae
Grant them a fun day
[Refrain: Dev Lemons]
Yeah, yeah, you sit in puddles
Yeah, yeah, I don't want trouble
I want a war of tuggles
A-yeah, yeah, and I'm the devil
A-yeah, yeah, you sit in puddles
Yeah, yeah, I don't want trouble
I want a war of tuggles
A-yeah, yeah, and I'm that devil

[Outro: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
Megan the Griffin
And Brian, Stewie
And Brian, Stewie
Yeah, Brian and Stewie