[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
In reality, I got a lot of prayer time
In reality, I'm sponsored by my local church so I got a lot of holy water (Holy water)
And I'm sponsored by my pastor to go on a mission trip so I gotta pack for the mission trip
(Yuh, yuh-yuh, yuh, yuh, ya-ya-ya-ya)

[Refrain: nickisnotgreen]
Don't flip the cross upside down, yeah
In the water, I'm getting baptised

[Verse 2: Dev Lemons, Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
At the service I won't worship Satan
I would rather pray for our savior Jesus
I pray to him so he will free us
I'm really happy he was born on Christmas
What will he grant me on my wishlist?
I am happy that he's risen

[Outro: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
Reconciliation is boring
I'd rather get confirmation
Christmas is boring
If I don't go to mass in the morning (Jesus)