[Verse 1]
Ain't it hard to stumble
Fall in some funny lagoon?
Ain't it hard to stumble
And land in some muddy lagoon?
Especially when it's nine below zero
And three o'clock in the afternoon

[Verse 2]
Ain't gonna hang no picture
Ain't gonna hang no picture frame
Ain't gonna hang no picture
Ain't gonna hang no picture frame
Well, I might look like Robert Ford
But I feel just like Jesse James

[Verse 3]
I got my dark sunglasses
I got for good luck my black tooth
I got my dark sunglasses
I'm carrying for good luck my black tooth
Don't ask me nothing about nothing
I just might tell you the truth

[Verse 4]
I got a woman in Jackson
Oh, I ain't gonna say her name
I got a woman in Jackson
But I ain't gonna say her name
She's a brown-skin woman
But I love her just the same