[HARRY, spoken]
Show us some karate

[SARAH, spoken]
No. Robert, would you like some more coffee, love? You, Harry?

[HARRY, spoken]
No, I want some karate. I wanna see how my money is being wasted

[SARAH, spoken]
No

[ROBERT, spoken]
Do one thing

[SARAH, spoken]
No

[ROBERT, spoken]
Oh c’mon, I really would give anything to see you do just one thing. I bet you’re excellent. Hey, I’ll be your partner

[SARAH, spoken]
No. Harry, this is embarrassing

[HARRY, spoken]
Aw, come on
[SARAH, spoken]
Oh my god, alright!

[HARRY, spoken]

Ay, hooray!

[SARAH, spoken]
One throw

[ROBERT, spoken]
Woohoo!

[SARAH, spoken]
Harry, do you wanna stand there?

[HARRY, spoken]
Where?

[SARAH, spoken]
There!

[HARRY, spoken]
Okay, I’m standing here! Now what?

[SARAH, spoken]
Ha... Haah...
Hye... Yah!
Okay
Now, just... come at me

[HARRY, spoken]
Okay...

[SARAH, spoken]
Hyah! Yah! Aah! Hah! Yaaah!

[JOANNE]
It’s the little things you do together
Do together
Do together
That make perfect relationships
The hobbies you pursue together
Savings you accrue together
Looks you misconstrue together
That make marriage a joy
Mm-hmm

[ROBERT, spoken]
That’s very good

[HARRY, spoken]
One more! Let’s do it once more!
[ROBERT, spoken]
Harry, could I have another bourbon?

[SARAH, spoken]
Ha! Hyah! Ha! Huh! Gaaaahh!

Uncle!

[HARRY, spoken]
Uncle your ass!

[JOANNE]
It’s the little things you share together
Swear together
Wear together
That make perfect relationships
It’s concerts you enjoy together
Neighbors you annoy together
Children you destroy together
That keep marriage intact
It’s not so hard to be married
When two maneuver as one
It’s not so hard to be married
And Jesus Christ, is it fun

It’s sharing little winks together
Drinks together
Kinks together
That make marriage a joy
It’s bargains that you shop together
Cigarettes you stop together
Clothing that you swap together
That make perfect relationships
Uh huh
Mm hmm

[ALL]
It’s not talk of God and the decade ahead
That allows you to get through the worst
It’s “I do” and “you don’t” and “nobody said that”
And “who brought the subject up first?”
It’s the little things
The little things, the little things
The little things

The little ways you try together
Cry together
Lie together
That make perfect relationships
Becoming a cliche together
Growing old and grey together

[JOANNE]
Withering away together

[ALL]
That makes marriage a joy

[MEN]
It’s not so hard to be married

[WOMEN]
It’s much the cleanest of crimes

[MEN]
It’s not so hard to be married

[JOANNE]
I’ve done it three or four times

[JENNY]
It’s people that you hate together

[PAUL & AMY]
Bait together

[PETER & SUSAN]
Date together

[ALL]
That make marriage a joy

[DAVID]
It’s things like using force together

[LARRY]
Shouting ‘til you’re hoarse together

[JOANNE]
Getting a divorce together

[ALL]
That make perfect relationships
Uh huh
Kiss kiss
Mm hmm

[ROBERT, spoken]
Wow, would you look at the time?
I’d better get going
Listen, I had a great time

[SARAH, spoken]
So did we

[HARRY, spoken]
It was great to see you
You sure you wouldn’t care for a nightcap?

[ROBERT, spoken]
Right
I mean, will I see you guys soon

[SARAH, spoken]
Don’t answer that Harry
He gets no more questions, that sneaky Pete

[HARRY, spoken]
I’ll turn out the lights

[SARAH, spoken]
I will
I always do

[HARRY, spoken]
No you don’t

[SARAH, spoken]
Harry, I love you