[Spoken]
Lincoln: Huh?
Luna: Hey, bro! *guitar strum* One, two, three, four!

[Chorus: Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lana, Lisa]
Lincoln Loud, Lincoln Loud
The best dang brother anywhere around
Lincoln Loud, Lincoln Loud
The best dang brother anywhere around

[Verse 1: Luna, Luan, Leni, Lucy]
He helped me get this T that's sweaty
He helped me get red carpet ready
He helped us buy that closet thing
I told you, guys. I don't want to sing

[Interlude]
Lincoln: Wow. Can you believe this? My sisters are pretty cool. Even if I can't see SMOOCH, this is definitely the next big thing
Luna: Ladies and gеntlemen, SMOOCH!
Lincoln: What? How did you get SMOOCH?
Luna: Wе've learned to be pretty convincing, thanks to some advice from the master

[Chorus: Pucker Uppenheimer, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lana, Lisa]
Lincoln Loud, Lincoln Loud
The best dang brother anywhere around
Lincoln Loud, Lincoln Loud
The best dang brother anywhere around
[Interlude]
Lincoln: Wow. The guys are never going to believe this
Clyde: We wouldn't, except we're here!

[Verse 2: Pucker Uppenheimer]
Your sisters told us that you went so far
To help them out, you're a real rock star
Everyone has had their fun
The song is over, so we gotta
Run!

[Outro: Pucker Uppenheimer]
Ba-ba-ba-ba-bow!