[Verse 1]
I, I don't do anything fascinating
I work for David Jones in womenswear
I'm very, very, very, very good at selling clothes
At five o'clock the big glass doors are locked
I float down the aisles of racks

[Chorus]
And suddenly it's the, it's the Champs-Élysées
And suddenly it's the, it's the Champs-Élysées

[Verse 2]
The clothes are so clean
Swaying gently in the breeze
From the air conditioner
And when I'm at a party
And everybody's asking what everybody does for a living
I could do anything
You'll see
I could be anything

[Chorus]
And suddenly it's the, it's the Champs-Élyséеs
And suddenly it's a boulevard
And suddenly it's thе, it's the Champs-Élysées
Any suddenly it's [?]
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[Outro]
I, I spend all of my pay buying the lingerie
It's French like the Champs-Élysées