You are the robot that came here to kill us
We can see that your hands are covered in blood
Got a robotic grin, you want to kill me
Too bad I have access to your mains supply!

(Robot, robot, robot, robot...)
You are the robot, oh no!

You are coming at me, but I'm not shaken
I have played enough games to know what to do
I'll just throw some water over your circuits
Where my cup, oh my God, you smashed my damn cup!

(Robot, robot, robot, robot...)
You are the robot, oh no!

Well great, I can't attack, you took my weapon
I was enjoying the thrill, but then you smashed it
So what am I to do but to surrender?
It is hopeless, I'm lost, you win and I'm beat

(Robot, robot, robot, robot...)
You are the robot, oh no!

Wait, is that just cardboard? You aren't a robot
Who is inside? I must just find out
All this tin foil's thick, I can't break through it
Oh there's a small corner, aha, I know you!
(Robot, robot, robot, robot...)
You are the robot, oh no!