Ticket barriers are in front of me
Ticket to Manchester Piccadilly
Hop inside just before the doors close
Full speed ahead, I am ready to go!
Choo-choo train is filling up the speed nice
I'll read up on the news on my device
Oh hey, a new theme park is coming soon
A splash park themed around a monsoon

I hope I'm not in for a wild ride
Last train I rode on, I nearly died
Seems to be right(?), I think I'm safe
I hope this train faces no delays

The train is approaching a rail crossing
Turning right, I hear a lot of screeching
An announcement over the intercom
"Attention passengers; something is wrong
We have taken a slightly wrong turn
And brakes aren't working; we can not return"
A sign passes, and so it reads;
"UNDER CONSTRUCTION: UNSAFE TERRITORY"

I know I am in for a wild ride
Last train I rode on, I nearly died
No longer seems right, I think I'm safe
I hope this train faces no delays
What's this up ahead? The rail goes up
Then it loop-de-loops, the train erupts (aaah!)
I feel sick, I'm scared for my life
And our train carriage is gaining high
Loop-de-loop is over, now it's
Straight forward to the exit, I can't wait!
Wait, the track lifts up, the end's ahead
We are gonna go flying, I'll be dead