Just got a package I ordered two days ago
Let's see what's inside, I think I know
The smell of the package fills the air
This is the type of smell that I can't bare
Open up the package just to see
A [?] No longer [?] seven feet
Wait, this isn't the mattress I ordered
Oh my, this mattress is sort of meat-like

No replacements allowed till Tuesday
Guess I'll have to use it for one day
What type of meat is this any-hoo
Is this some sort of [?]
I'll install it inside my bed frame
Hopе the wooden brackets do not stain
This is whеn it makes low squashing sounds
Is this type of mattress allowed?

Meat mattress is super squishy
I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep
While sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Meat mattress is super squishy
I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep
While sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Settling in to the mattress string fields
Almost relaxing, but to [?] appeal
It feels wrong to not know what it is
Made from- I don't care, not after this
Without taking a section of the bed
To the other, eating till it went
But that would make for more room to void
Meaning a new bed, and I'll be annoyed

Maybe I will sulk on the corner
[?] make it [?] sort of
How could someone ever purchase this?
Now let's taste it-fine, [?]
Am I sleeping on a bed [?]
This is what it tastes like, and it feels
Just as soft as a fresh plate of beef
Was this mattress marketed to eat?

Meat mattress is super squishy
I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep
While sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Meat mattress is super squishy
I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep
While sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Let us google what type of meat this is
I hope my conclusion [?]
Oh no, please tell me this results wrong
I have been sleeping on human
Human meat supposedly should feel
Like [?] and should taste like [?]
I should better call the police, dear god
This day cannot get much more odd

Hello, 9-9-9-1 do I need
Time, not sure I really need to speak
A package ordered from online
Was a mattress made of meat, oh my
But, when I tested what it was
Human meat was all that came across
Okay thanks, the 'lice are on the way
They will test the mattress anyway

Meat mattress is super squishy
I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep
While sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Meat mattress is super squishy
I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep
While sleeping in a bed of lamb?