Rolling 'round the town, I always get to see
People just stop and stare right back at me
I could not figure out what it was about
Then suddenly ideas began to sprout

I'm not riding a conventional vehicle
I am riding sat atop of a tricycle
This explains the disruption that I've caused
And all of the traffic flow I have paused

I'm so fast, I am rolling 'round the town
Holding up all the traffic that's around
I can't stop it, I am going so fast
I am counting the cars that I have passed

Still going 'round the town, but in a new way
I can't stop thinking back to yesterday
New vehicle got my mind in check
And I must make sure I don't cause a wreck

Wait, people are still looking towards
The vehicle mirror; oh damn, of course
Just because I am riding on horseback
Doesn't mean the traffic should be held back!

I'm so fast, I'm still rolling 'round the town
Holding up all the traffic that's around
I can't stop it, I am going so fast
I am counting the cars that I have passed