Whether you're calling from some trouble, or you're rolling in a bubble
Then call us, we'll make a mess!
If you're calling from your mother's, or escaping from your brothers
Then our service is the best!
Are you looking for some trouble, are you losing all your marbles?
Then we'll be right through the door!
Did you find our service good? Did you love it, as you should?
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We were in our music course, working on our power chords
When the teacher knocked on the door
The practice room we're in is only booked by appointment
So we picked up all our stuff
And we smashed it to the ground, with a "smash," a "bang," a "pow!"
And we knew we had talent
So we ran out of the room being chased by Mrs. Gloom
As we scurried to the phones

Our qualities assured, all our taxes are ignored
By our friends, we are adored, we are good!

Whether you're calling from some trouble, or you're rolling in a bubble
Then call us, we'll make a mess!
If you're calling from your mother's, or escaping from your brothers
Then our service is the best!
Are you looking for some trouble, are you losing all your marbles?
Then we'll be right through the door!
Did you find our service good? Did you love it, as you should?
You'll be calling back for more!
Our business was started, and as soon as it was started
We had our first phone call
It was my older brothers saying it was time for supper
But this weren't the time for games!
I said "we're a smashing crew, what's the matter with you?"
And I hung up nice and sharp
Little did I notice though, that the phone was gonna blow
As I'd smashed it through the desk

Our qualities assured, all our taxes are ignored
By our friends, we are adored, we are good!!

Whether you're calling from some trouble, or you're rolling in a bubble
Then call us, we'll make a mess!
If you're calling from your mother's, or escaping from your brothers
Then our service is the best!
Are you looking for some trouble, are you losing all your marbles?
Then we'll be right through the door!
Did you find our service good? Did you love it, as you should?
You'll be calling back for more!

We were rolling in the dough, as our business came to grow
But we still weren't satisfied
We are smashing well and truly, but it came to feel quite school-y
As we didn't do much more
So we started up a band, and pretty soon we're all banned
At the local festivals
But we were all having fun again, till the boredom comes around
But let's not get too ahead!
Our qualities assured, all our ta- "wait- you can't arrest me- no, no!!"

Whether you're calling from some trouble, or you're rolling in a bubble
Then call us, we'll make a mess!
If you're calling from your mother's, or escaping from your brothers
Then our service is the best!