[Intro]
I've heard (I’ve heard)
I've heard

[Verse 1]
I've been here and [?] little too long
So what about my muffin top is wrong?
Sucking in really sucks even if I had a million bucks
I’d hire Jillian Michaels and still give up

[Chorus]
I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
I never eat the produce that I buy, so I [?]
You can't spell "diet" without "die"
I've been eating carbs since '95
And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives

[Verse 2]
God bless the Kardashian's for bringing curves back
And all the sexy one-pieces hanging off the racks
If you can't handle these love handles
You can find me at McDonalds
And trust me, you'll be loving it

[Chorus]
I can’t be the only one who likes extra fries over excersize
I never eat the produce that buy, so I can try
You can’t spell diet without die
You can't spell diet without die
I’ve been eating carbs since 95
And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives

Now I can't tell you what is gluten free
But I can tell you, you won't catch me counting calories
Or macros, or my carbs, or [?]

[Chorus]
I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over excersize
I never eat the produce that buy, so I [?]
You can’t spell diet without die
I've been eating carbs since 95
And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives
[Outro]
And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives
So love thyself