[Intro]
I've heard

[Verse 1]
I've been hearing 'bout 'dad bods' a little too long
So what about my muffin top is wrong?
Suckin' in really sucks
Even if I had a million bucks
I'd hire Jillian Michaels
And I'd probably still give up

[Chorus]
I can't be the only one who likes
Extra fries over exercise
I never eat the produce that I buy
So why even try
You can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die'
I've been eatin' carbs since '95
And I've heard thick thighs save lives

[Verse 2]
God bless the Kardashians for bringing curves back
And all the sexy one-piеces hangin' on the racks
If you can't handle thеse love handles you can find me at McDonald's
And trust me
They'll be lovin' it

[Chorus]
I can't be the only one who likes
Extra fries over exercise
I never eat the produce that I buy
So why even try
You can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die'
I've been eatin' carbs since '95
And I've heard thick thighs save lives

[Bridge]
Now I can't tell you what is gluten-free
But I can tell you
You won't catch me countin' calories
Or macros, or net carbs
Or hell, MSG
[Chorus]
I can't be the only one who likes
Extra fries over exercise
I never eat the produce that I buy
So why even try
You can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die'
I've been eatin' carbs since '95
And I've heard thick thighs save lives
And I've heard thick thighs save lives
So love thyself