[Verse 1]
Leaving your apartment, gotta get back home
I throw up in a soda cup, it's six weeks old
Brushing my teeth, gotta make myself clean
Remember who I am to me

Next time we meet, I'll be how you like me
Sittin' pretty in your backseat
So sweet you could bite me 'til I bleed
I'm so two-dimensional, I can be anything

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm Zooey Deschanel from hell
I'm a bone dry wishing well
I'll eat up all your quarters and spit out
What you want

[Chorus]
Don't you try to lie, I've already seen
I know all your ex-girlfriends look like me
She's a demon in a dress, Lolita with her head
Picked up to look at you from beneath your sheets

We're all carbon copies of your big wet dreams
You won't look any further than what it seems
'Cause the mirror's gonna break, your hands are gonna bleed
Call me crazy and depraved for what you did to me
[Verse 2]
You told me I'm the best mess you've ever seen
I think you get off on being mean to me
Wanna see me break or to make me weak
So I can be a fucked up plaything

Put you on to music that you'll show your other girl
She thinks you're so cool 'cause you listen to The Cure
Now, does she know she's a pawn in the long game
Of pretending your masculine dreamscape

[Pre-Chorus]
Motherfucker, I'm Zooey Deschanel from hell
I'm not your mommy in a pretty shell
I'm sorry the world made you mad, baby
But I'm all mine and you can't have me

[Chorus]
Don't you try to lie, I've already seen
I know all your ex-girlfriends look like me
She's a demon in a dress, Lolita with her head
Picked up to look at you from beneath your sheets

We're all carbon copies of your big wet dreams
You won't look any further than what it seems
'Cause the mirror's gonna break, your hands are gonna bleed
Call me crazy and depraved for what you did to me