[Verse 1]
This whole time, you were lying to me
Cross my heart and hope to bleed
You're not as cool as you once were, baby
Not as cool as you once were
I finished while I was in your barn
And you know every word of this song
'Cause I'm dancin' in your room and you like to get naked
Show me all your panties, baby, I am so faded (Yeah)
On my MySpace, I seen you follow me
I'm so cool and your parents don't know about it yet
So they should, but do they? I don't know, 'cause I always hide in your room

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
'Cause there was this one time in high school, in the locker room
You fucked me and that was kinda nice of you
So after school, yeah, I hit you up on MySpace
Seeing if I could take you on a fuckin' date
You lead me here, I puke my guts, I know you're a teen slut
Rhinestone belt on, come and show your little butt
You're so kawaii, yeah, the way you chop your wrists off
You'll be dead one day and I will not cry enough
Hold you close, you'll be mine, you're my fuckin' valentine
Keep you secret, keep you safe, if you don't, I'll punch your face
You made me kandi and I guess that's kinda cool
But I just wanna fuck, yeah, I just wanna fuck you, bae (I just wanna fuck)