[Verse 1]
Sleep with Mr. McDonald
Suck off a prick in his suit and tie on his billion pound couch
Made of rare animal hide

[Chorus]
Blood on his hands
But not his dry cleaned closet
He's a company man
He's got the money for it
Is that hard for you to swallow?

[Verse 2]
Suck up to a big corporate guy
And if you play it real well, well then you're set for your life
And when it comes to that time when you're sick of their drive
I'll provide the cutlery if you provide the knife
Oops!

[Chorus]
Blood on his hands
But not his dry cleaned closet
He's a company man
He's got the money for it
Is that hard for you to swallow?
[Post-Chorus]
Sir Primark is waiting for your kind remark on his smart
Extra marks if you tell him that business is an art he's mastered
By draining every last poor bastard

[Chorus]
Let's flip that revenue so he's on the menu
Oops!
Blood on his hands
But not his dry cleaned closet
He's a company man
He's got the money for it
Is that hard for you to swallow?