[Hook]
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
It’s Chew, it’s Chew
It’s Chewsday, innit?
It’s Chew, it’s Chew
It’s Chewsday, innit?

[Part 1]
Oi mate
Oi mate
Oi mate
Oi mate
Bruv
Bruv
Bruv
Bruv
Bruv
Bruv
Bruv
Bruv

[Part 2]
I am Sir Cumalot, I cum a lot
I spit bars they hot
Your mother, she hot
I spit bars not tea
Not tea, not tea
I want to touch a nice pussey
[Hook]
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
It’s Chew, it’s Chew
It’s Chewsday, innit?
It’s Chew, it’s Chew
It’s Chewsday, innit?

[Part 3]
I hate those stereotypes
About my peepol
Those are rather cringe
Innit?
Innit?
Innit?
Innit?
Innit?

[Part 4]
Let’s go to a binley
They make good food
Like Fish and Chips
And Fish and Shit
When I try to sound like gangster
I sound really gangster
Uuuuuh
I loved Margaret Thatcher
She was very nice
I loved the Queen
She had drip, ice
[Pre-Hook]
Boris Johnson is a very cool guy
Boris Johnson is a very cool guy
Boris Johnson is a very cool guy

[Hook]
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
It’s Chew, it’s Chew
It’s Chewsday, innit?
It’s Chew, it’s Chew
It’s Chewsday, innit?

[Outro]
NFE reporting from Liverpool
And my homies in Manchester