[Verse 1]
I don't know why
Dogs only live a fraction of your life
And the basement gets scarier at night
Why no one knows what happens when you die
Or when we die
Wish I knew when
To stop reading comments on the internet
To sleep all day or get up out of bed
When I need to suck it up and be a friend
A better friend

[Chorus]
I don't know why
Cause I don’t know God
But if I did
I'd ask for her thoughts
Buy her a beer
Ask why I'm here
Lately the weight of the world is a lot
I don't know why
Cause I don't know God
I don't know God

[Verse 2]
If we got to talk
She'd tell mе why my dad is such an ass
Say it's for the story arc and then we'd laugh
But in rеal life there is no explaining that
He's just an ass
She'd open up
About how dinosaurs were all a big mistake
So she spent her time and made us out of apes
And the chicken came long before the egg
Oh and Eve was framed
[Chorus]
I don't know why
Cause I don’t know God
But if I did
I'd ask for her thoughts
Buy her a beer
Ask why I'm here
Lately the weight of the world is a lot
I don't know why
Cause I don't know God
I don't know God

[Bridge]
There are things that Google can't answer
Why babies cry
Why people get cancer
I don't know God

[Chorus]
I don't know why
Cause I don’t know God
But if I did
I'd ask for her thoughts
Buy her a beer
Ask why I'm here
Lately the weight of the world is a lot
I don't know why
Cause I don't know God
I don't know God