[Chorus]
I don't fuck with snakes
I don't fuck with snakes
I don't fuck with things without arms and legs
I don't fuck with snakes
There are people that enjoy them
I avoid them
Creepy, crawly filled with poison
Should destroy them
I don't fuck with snakes
I don't fuck with snakes

[Verse 1]
This is not a metaphor for people that I don't enjoy
This is entirely about snakes
I don't care if they're your pet or if they haven't bit you yet
You will be the next thing that they ate
I mean eat
It's inevitable
They're a wild animal
They think you're edible
They can swallow you whole
And then you live in their belly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And it all feels like jelly
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
I don't fuck with snakes
I don't fuck with snakes
I don't fuck with things without arms and legs
I don't fuck with snakes
There are people that enjoy them
I avoid them
Creepy, crawly filled with poison, should destroy them
Yeah, I don't fuck with snakes
I don't fuck with snakes

[Bridge]
There is no heaven for snakes only hell
The next time I see one I'm sending them there with a shotgun shell
Copperhead - Hell no
Water snake - Fuck that
Anaconda, don't want it anywhere near me
How 'bout a python? - Maybe
Wait, dude did you fuck with a python

[Chorus]
No
I don't fuck with snakes
I don't fuck with snakes
I don't fuck with things without arms and legs
I don't fuck with snakes
There are people that enjoy them
I avoid them
Creepy, crawly filled with poison, should destroy them
I don't fuck with snakes
I don't fuck with snakes