[Chorus]
I don't even know what happened to me
You could go ask anyone who knew me
I was really shy and kinda droopy
I got blended up and now I'm smoothie, woo-wee

[Verse 1]
Haven't felt this good since I was eighteen
Tryna figure out why, but it beats me
Everybody's nebby so they gotta ask me something like
"What's new?"
Everybody's asking
Like it's something that I drank or I found it in a basket
Well, I would call it passion
Now I'm killing it like Carole Baskin
What's new?
Well, not much
I got new jeans and I just stopped giving a fuck
And, damn, I'm feeling so good (Yeah, yeah)

[Chorus]
I don't even know what happened to me
You could go ask anyone who knew me
I was really shy and kinda droopy
I got blended up and now I'm smoothie, woo-wee
It's a good a thing I never let depression keep me down too long
'Cause now I love me
[Post-Chorus]
Ain't life funny? Yeah
Ain't life funny? (Yes)

[Verse 2]
Wanna hear some shit that makes me mad?
You all liked me more when I was sad
Back when I was bending over back for you
You weren't looking out for my success
Now I'm here conserving all my energy
Swapping out my coffee for an herbal tea
Kissing on my girlie back in Tennessee
Anything to make me be a better me

[Chorus]
I don't even know what happened to me
You could go ask anyone who knew me
I was really shy and kinda droopy
I got blended up and now I'm smoothie, woo-wee
It's a good a thing I never let depression keep me down too long
'Cause now I love me

[Post-Chorus]
Ain't life funny? Yeah

[Outro]
Ha-ha, funny
Funny, yeah
Ha-ha, funny (Yes)