[Verse 1]
I don't wanna manifest bad energy
I know I sound like a hippie when I say that
Hate to think we'd ever end up enemies
Just bear with me, what if shit hits the fan?

[Chorus 1]
We fall out of love
Admit it's the end
We'll pleasure ourselves
In separate beds
I'll get a new car
You'll get a new job
But who gets to keep the dog?

[Verse 2]
You can take the floral-printed bed sheets
I never really likеd them
You can even havе my mother's recipe
The one you're always asking about

[Chorus 2]
But I'll take the knives
And all of the plates
Except for the one
You happened to break
I'll take all the blame
For what I did wrong
But who gets to keep the dog?
[Bridge]
I love you more than I've ever loved anyone, anyone
I know things are great right now but we're still young

[Verse 3]
And if I happen to win custody
After much deliberation
I know that she'd have a lot of fun with me
Prolonging the inevitable

[Chorus 3]
'Cause when I'd see her face
I'd just think of you
It'd be way too hard
For me to get through
We both know that you're
A way better mom
So I'll let you keep the dog

[Outro]
I'll let you keep the dog
Hmm, mm, mm