[Sam the Eagle]
Hello

[Rowlf the Dog]
Hello

[Link Hogthrob]
Hello

[Beaker]
Me-me

[All]
Hello

[Sam the Eagle]
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da

[Sam the Eagle & Link Hogthrob, Rowlf the Dog]
Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

[Sam the Eagle]
Load up on— bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
[Sam the Eagle, Link Hogthrob, & Rowlf the Dog]
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh, no (Me-me)

[Sam the Eagle]
I know a dirty word

[Beaker, spoken]
Ooh

[Sam the Eagle & Rowlf the Dog, Beaker, Link Hogthrob]
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, how low
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, how low

[Rowlf the Dog]
With the lights out

[Beaker]
Me-me-me-me-me
[Sam the Eagle]
Here we are now

[Link Hogthrob]
Entertain us

[Rowlf the Dog]
I feel stupid

[Beaker]
Me-me-me-me-me

[Sam the Eagle]
Here we are now

[Link Hogthrob]
Entertain us

[Beaker]
Me-me-me-mo

[Rowlf the Dog]
An albino

[Sam the Eagle]
A mosquito
[Beaker]
Me-me-me-mo, me-me-mo

[Sam the Eagle & Rowlf the Dog, Beaker, Link Hogthrob]
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, how low
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, how low

[All]
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

[Sam the Eagle, Beaker, & Sam the Eagle & Rowlf the Dog]
And I forget just why I taste (Me-me-me-me-me)
Oh, yeah, I guess it makes me smile (Me-me-me-me-me)

[Sam the Eagle, Rowlf the Dog, & Link Hogthrob]
I found it hard, it's hard to find
Oh well

[Sam the Eagle]
Whatever, nevermind

[Sam the Eagle & Rowlf the Dog, Beaker, Link Hogthrob]
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, how low
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, how low

[Sam the Eagle]
With the lights out

[Beaker]
Me-me-me-me-me

[Rowlf the Dog]
Here we are now

[Link Hogthrob]
Entertain us

[Rowlf the Dog]
I feel stupid

[Beaker]
Me-me-me-me-me

[Rowlf the Dog]
Here we are now

[Link Hogthrob]
Entertain us

[Beaker]
Me-me-me-mo

[Rowlf the Dog]
An albino

[Sam the Eagle]
A mosquito

[Beaker]
Me-me-me-mo-mo, me-me-mo

[Sam the Eagle & Rowlf the Dog, Beaker, Link Hogthrob]
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, hello
Bom, bom, me, me, how low

[Sam the Eagle]
Yeah

[Rowlf the Dog]
Yeah

[Link Hogthrob]
Yeah

[Beaker]
Me

[Sam the Eagle, Rowlf the Dog, Link Hogthrob, & Beaker]
Yeah (Me)