[Intro]
If he goes now, I want his golf clubs
I want his jazz records!
Hey, I want his jazz records!
Naw man, I get his jazz records!
Guys, c’mon, I told you all I totally getting his jazz records

[Verse 1]
Baby Grampa Santa Christ takes walks on his break
Robot crows, a ladder and a cross that looks fake
How’d he get those ropes on, did the birds do that?
This could just be his worst Christmas card idea yet

[Chorus]
Yell! Wail! And auto focus fail
Krist just stepped on a bug, now I’m blurred, now I’m not
Fell! Down! I’ve got a weird eyebrow
Shiny bass, show my face, and we’re way colorized
Caw! Crow! Where did that old guy go!
Think we scared him away with your drumming and my
Scary eyes

[Verse 2]
Racist kid and what happened to Slim Goodbody
Giving treadmill hugs, can’t reach the baby tree
Guess that old guy left so he could change his hat
Still can’t reach, so she skips away, and then the man gets zapped
[Chorus]
Hey! Wait! I got hair in my face
Red background, spin around, skip on down, and then I
Kick! Dirt! Hit bassist with my shirt
He continues to rock, though I block half his shots
Jump! Shout! We made that blonde girl pout
Throw a flower, now I’m gonna bug her with my
Butterflies

[Bridge]
(Blonde girl)
Hey, that’s my hat! Stupid butterflies!
Now it’s black, I hate black things!
I’ll show them, I put a tree baby in this guy’s IV, ha ha ha! Isn’t that funny?

(Band)
No

[Verse 3]
Krist just put the moves on Dave, but now they’re blurry
Had to move in front so I could watch the TV
Pulled the hair from my face, but i just flipped back
Cut to a wide shot where I do some spastic dance

[Chorus]
Hey! Dudes! That blonde girl looks confused
Got a watch, candy box, back is hunched, here’s my foot
Yeah! Wow! We just made Dave pass out
Make her sit down again, nod your head, now stand up
Yay! We, ate all her candy
He’s too tall for this room but can still play the bass
Fall on face
Chummy guys
Heavy sighs
[Outro]
I going to open a window
No, don’t do it!
Ah, I’m blind!
Now I’m blind!
Great job, now we’re all blind!
I feel okay!