[Verse 1]
All the itchy flakes, it is a flaming
All the gels and cremes it is pertaining
To a fungus mold cured by injection
Hope it's only ah, a yeast infection

[Chorus]
Oh well, it burns when I, it hurts when I pee
Oh well, it hurts when I, it hurts when I see

[Verse 2]
Now I vomit cum and diarrhea
On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza
Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy
Puss, I feel the blood becoming chowder rust

[Chorus]
Oh well, it burns when I, it hurts when I pee
Oh well, it hurts when I, it hurts when I see

[Verse 3]
Roll into my bed which does consist of
Lice, bugs and fleas and yellow mucus
Stained dirt, vaseline, toe jam and booger
Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge