[Verse 1]
Mom and Dad went to a show
Dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed
Said, "Please, don't go!"

[Chorus]
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
I wanna be alone

[Verse 2]
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good

[Chorus]
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
I wanna be alone
[Verse 3]
Said, "Why don't you stop your cryin'
Go outside and ride your bike!"
That's what I did
I killed my toe!

[Chorus]
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
I wanna be alone

[Verse 4]
After dinner I had ice cream
Fell asleep and watched TV
Woke up in my mother's arms

[Chorus]
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Wanna be alone