[Intro]
When you broke your rib
I wanted so badly to check in
You lost your new phone in the accident
You were looking at a text I sent

Picturin' your ribs all breakin'
I set the world record for pacin'
Then fucked up an email to you and sent it to the whole damn school on accident

[Chorus]
Come on baby tell it again
I love the part where I look stupid
Come on baby tell it again
Come on baby tell it again
Add it to your best five
I'm sure it'd be that funny
If you'd actually died

[Verse]
When you hit your head
I thought you were dead on the carpet
You sliced your finger open on accident
There was blood on the ceiling
I remember screaming at your roommate
Up until the moment you were okay
All that for stitches and a headache
And a lump in my throat the next day
[Chorus]
Come on baby tell it again
I love the part where I look stupid
Come on baby tell it again
Come on baby tell it again
Add it to your best five
I'm sure it'd be that funny
If you'd actually died

[Outro]
Come on baby tell it again
Come on baby tell it again
Come on baby tell it again
Dig into the ri-ibs