[Intro]
I'm tired of being pure and not chased

[Pre-Chorus]
Like something that seeks its level
I wanna go to the Devil

[Chorus 1]
I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
I wanna be evil and cheat at jacks
I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
I wanna be mean and throw mud pies

[Bridge]
And in the theater I want to change my seat
Just so I can step on everybody's feet

[Chorus 2]
I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies
I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries
I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze
And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose

[Outro]
I wanna be evil, little evil me
Just as mean and evil as I can be