Original Cast of A Killer Party
Big Cat
[JEREMY JORDAN]
Dude, this is not a dream
I am here inside the cream cheese
Yes, it's Jeremy Jordan
And dude
Show a little self-control
I am also in your soup bowl
It’s your buddy double J
I can help you
Make some better choices
I can help you
Find the beast inside
A lion needs his pride
There's a lion in you
No actually a lynx
Not a lynx
Uh, possibly it's a panther
There’s a big cat in you
I know it's not a tiger
Give me time
Uh, and I will find the feline in you
Dude, I was once like you
Well, really not like you at all
But I could act like you if I had to
And bro, an actor ought to know
You can't control the casting
I'm gonna go back to the cat thing
Be a cheetah
Leaping through the forest
Be a liger
I know that you can
You can be a leading man
There's a leopard in you
No, leopards are too hot
Oh, ocelot!
Not a lot left for options
There's a lion-
Oh shit fuck aagh god
I already said that
What is left
Maybe you're a bobcat
There's no way we can top that
[JEREMY AND CAMERON]
In the tall grass looking for dinner
With the claws and the heart of a winner
Jungle cats are a natural wonder
Never the hunted always the hunter
We’re a pack and we’re in it together
Not the crap from Andrew Lloyd Webber
It's the thrill of the kill
When I’m out of the prowl
And you're gonna hear me growl
[JEREMY]
There's a big cat in you
[CAMERON]
There's a big cat in me
[JEREMY AND CAMERON]
And it’s named for a car
Which is it
A Cougar or a Jaguar
[CAMERON]
There's a big cat in me
[JEREMY]
You're a big cat
[JEREMY AND CAMERON]
You are not the kitten
That you were
Now you're fangs and fur
And definitely not a murderer
[JEREMY JORDAN]
(Spoken)
You didn't kill that guy, right?
[CAMERON]
(Spoken)
No!
[JEREMY AND CAMERON]
There's a big cat in me
You
You
[CAMERON]
(Spoken)
There's a big cat in me