I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet-ass P-Word, make that pullout game weak, woo


Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass P-Word
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass P-Word
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass P-Word


Beat it up, n***a, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this P-Word right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This P-word is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring