[Verse 1]

I just fucked so many women, yeah they were traps but it doesnt matter you said hi oh my god im very flattered, this a freestyle hi im lil pee how are you doing, i touch these kids and i LEAVE but before i stop at a dumpster and PEE walmart stoplight airvent, umbrella chocolate camp tent what the fuck am i even saying im just rapping about shit off the top of my head, i just received head by a man on my bead, fucked me so good i am dead, i fucking died lol, i went to the beach and SHIT MY PANTS i whip out my stop sign what the fuck does that mean, it startеd fucking raining think i need a fucking couch, then i plugged in a charger and chargеd my PHONE, i am lost dont know where to GO, i shit on a turtle and he tried to run away, walking around house shit i accidentally snapped an animals neck, what animal though i couldn't see now im on my laptop Christmas day is near yuh

[Verse 2]

AyYUH IM LIL PEE, I SHOVED A BOOT IN MY EAR AND A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL FELL OUT OF MY RIGHT NOSTRIL NBA 2K21 NEXT GENERATION APPLE IPHONE 12 REVIEW I checked the time on my watch its like 2 minutes into the freestyle I froze my weewee in THE FREEZERRR i put up a poster using A THUMBTAC then i got a haircut

[Verse 3]

I WAS GETTING PRETTY TIRED THEN I MILKED A COW TRAFFIC CONE DICK ONION BATTERY I woke up then i put on a HOODIE I went outside and played chess with the penguins step dad, he gave me a high five then i went to a target I left immediately after blinking I went to a dollar store WITH 99 CENTS YEAHHH

[Verse 4]

I THREW A HAMSTER OUT THE WINDOW AND NOW
UHH
YEAHH

I EXPLODED AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL i also gave a homeless man NO MONEY because he was FAAAKE he was actually rich HOLY SHIT I JUST swingset i beat a kids dad with a baseball bat because he didn't say hi to me yeH

[Verse 5]

I started playing PIANO and i KILLED MYSELF playing football with my cousin then i got a phone call, i hooked up my gamecube and played some ZELDA i played wind waker, its a classic I MADE A PAPER AIRPLANE AND I THREW THAT SHIT I PUT ALL MY MONEY IN THE EASTER BASKET, McDonalds fast food yuh ayayay IM LAYING DOWN ON THE HIGHWAY AND THAT TRUCK JUST HIT ME im alive though dont worry, then i ate an ice cube, im laying down on my bed and im eating some arbys while listening to SOME MUSIC what song?

Ok...

I have a pair of glasses

I USE THE BLACK SANTA CLAUS EMOJI BECAUSE WHY NOT YEAH IM LAYING ON MY PILLOW OF SHOYO HINATA FROM POPULAR ANIME HAIKYU!! Its 1:38 in the morning..