No, no don’t touch me there
Is what I told my uncle but he didn’t seem to care
It’s my secret little spot and I don’t wanna share

No, no don’t touch me there
So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
That all they need to know is this one simple rule

Its no, no don’t touch me there
Is what I told my pastor when he’s playing with my hair
It tickles and I’m little and it really isn’t fair

Here’s the facts
My square is not for pats
I can count to 32 and I’m friends with all my cats
I’m a smart guy in a dumb situation
And nobody’s gettin' off at my no, no station

Hi! My name is Juicy
I like hanging with my friends and sipping apple goosey
Eating lots of burgers and hangin' with my groupies
If you’re talkin' shit imma PULL UP WITH THE UZI!

Sorry
I got, got a little bit carried away
No, no don’t touch mе there
Is what I told the cabbiе when I couldn’t pay the fare
And also while you’re at it can you quit the creepy stare?

No, no don’t touch me there
So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
That all they need to know is this one simple rule

It’s no, no don’t touch me there
It’s a pretty simple concept if you haven’t been aware
I want to be alone, I don’t want a love affair

Now listen
I go to Federal prison
I’m a whole new Juicy no, no edition
No competition, no "no permission"
Keep yours hands off juicy is not your main mission

Corners, count 'em 4
You picked the wrong shape for your fingers to explore
Mr. Nice Guy - well not anymore
We can be friends but I'm NOT YOUR DAMN WHORE

Sorry guys
I really need to get that under control
No, no don’t touch me there
Is what I told my uncle but he didn’t seem to care
Its my secret little spot and I don’t wanna share

No, no don’t touch me there
So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
That all they need to know is this one simple rule

Its no, no don’t touch me there
Keep your gross old hands off my no no square

Um...
Hi my name is Juicyfruitsnacks
I'm a convicted felon for the three counts of desecration of gravesites
Two counts of public nudity
One time for pissing in the park
I am a public menace and I need to be stopped
Please if anybody can hear this put me down
I'm a danger to you and everyone you love

(No no don't touch me there
Is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care
It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share