I lost my job
And got kicked out my flat
And it's all because some guy in
China ate a bat

All the masks are sold out and
They're gone without a trace
But here's a quick tip:
Just stick your undies to your face and every
Night wash your hands before bed

Or your mom will be sad
Because you'll wake up dead
Now I wouldn't worry unless you're
Over 45
Because your probably gonna die