[Verse 1]
We're sleeping underneath the bed
To scare the monsters out
With our dear daddy's Smith and Wesson
We've gotta teach them all a lesson

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't move
Don't scream or we will have to shoot

[Chorus]
Stop right where you stand
We need a chalk outline if you can
Put your hands where we can see them, please

[Verse 2]
We're holding up the lids of our eyes
And showing just the whites
"Mary, no one has such small hands
No, not the wind, not even that."

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't move
Don't scream or we will have to shoot

[Chorus]
Stop right where you stand
We need a chalk outline if you can
Put your hands where we can see them, please
[Chorus]
Stop right where you stand
We need a chalk outline if you can
Put your hands where we can see them, please