[Intro]
Prince Johnny, you're kind, but you're not simple
By now, I think I know the difference
You wanna be a son of someone

[Verse 1]
Remember the time we went and snorted
That piece of the Berlin Wall that you'd extorted
And we had such a laugh of it?
Prostrate on my carpet

[Verse 2]
You traced the Andes with your index
And bragged of when and where and who you're gonna bed next
All with sons of someone's
All with sons of someone's

[Chorus]
Saw you pray to all to make you a real boy
Saw you pray to all to make you a real boy

[Verse 3]
Prince Johnny, you're kind, but do be careful
By now, I know just when to stand clear
When all your friends and acolytes
Holding court in bathroom stalls
[Chorus]
Where you pray to all to make you a real boy
Saw you pray to all to make you a real boy

[Bridge]
But honey, don't mistake my affection
For another spit-and-penny style redemption
'Cause we're all sons of someone's
We're all sons of someone's
I wanna mean more than I mean to you
I wanna mean more than I meant to him

[Chorus]
So I pray to all to make me a real girl
So I pray to all to make me a real girl

[Outro]
So I pray to all
All
All
All