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Now Percocets is not an over-the-counter drug but will most likely will leave you under one
If you're pregnant right now, you should not be taking Percs
If you owe someone money right now, then you should not be taking Percs
If you're young, rich, and turnt, then you should be taking Percs
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Once again, if you are interested, call 1-800-RPS-PLEASE
Side effects may include excessive money counting, bad bitch fucking, pregnancy from oral sex, stalking from strippers, mass hysteria inside of booty clubs
Percocets are not a replacement for vitamins
If you would like to try Percocets today, talk to your local dealer, see if Percocets are right for you