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Ruby Rose vs. The Mandalorian
[Intro]
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Ruby Rose
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[Verse 1: The Mandalorian]
I go by one name and that’s Mando
So let me shoot first; Han-flow
Locked with the whole arsenal I’ve got and unloading upon you to turn this snotty Rose into a pocket of posies
Credit where it’s due, to pick a fight’s bold
I spit the flow hot; deliver rhymes cold
Put me to a commission, I’ll fulfill it to the bitter end
This lone wolf will leave you more than a Little Red
Your quality’s the only thing that Beacon’s fall hit
You couldn’t raise the stakes but you raised your voice’s octaves
And your audience fled soon as you switchеd up your writers
Now the only peoplе that dig RWBY are minors
Black hood? Scythe? Kid, you’re a slick vigilante
But you’re looking like a Grim from Billy and Mandy!
So you better flee; I mean, it runs deep in your family
Your last name is Rose, but you’re really a pansy
And, see, in hand-to-hand combat, you show that you’re weak!
Your scythe carries you like a Ruby-Goldberg Machine!
So drop the weapon, missy, and I won’t have to harm you
But keep going and I’ll make like your sister, disarm you!
[Verse 2: Ruby Rose]
Wow, can I see your weapon for a moment?
I’ve read that it’s capable of disintegration!
Oh ho! That’s so cool! I just wish that you’d show me
'Cuz that entire verse had no diss integration! (Ha!)
I dropped on Rooster Teeth and then it woke up
You’re known for boomer memes of Baby Yoda
You can’t rely on your spacesuit to spit any flames
If you wanna win a rap battle, diss is the way
Put up your iron next to my ruby rows
And you still won’t be in the same boat Ruby rows
A seed of justice was planted, and then Team RWBY rose
And blossomed up like a flower, yeah, it’s Ruby Rose!
I spew the most abusive and ruthless flows with suited prose to boot and my music shows
Your stupid show was Lucasfilms’ Newest Hope, but choked and proved a tool for dough like Luke or Snoke
So you should leave the fighting to your horde of manchildren;
I’m not the first Rose that yours will be cancelling!
I’m built different, like the scythe I’m brandishing
So guys, I know he’s tough, but I’ve got a plan, listen
With his Beskar iron, I know our shots will just deflect
But this softie’s got a weak spot that his armour can’t protect
When a villain begins targeting the Child that he neglects
He charges in and loses his head; like Jango Fett!
[Verse 3: The Mandalorian]
God, with that voice, that’s a hardball pitch
You sound like a Gungan... R. R. Binks!
And it makes a lot of sense your team’s named as your initials
Because in Atlas, all you’re fighting for is capitalism!
Used to be an adventurer full of glee and hope...
But then you took an arrow to the Nikos!
You just replaced her and then started on another route;
Acted so heartless, I’d take my helmet off in front of you!
This leader is reckless in every battle she leads
Then turns around and acts casual of the casualties!
Moves past ‘em with ease, don’t care how it rattles your team;
Too busy crushing on the resurrected graduate dean!
Ruby, you never had a plan, you just led fights hoping!
With all of the blood on your hands, you’re Red like Roses!
Your allies all valiantly battled while you laid low
Now the only Rose by their side’s next to their gravestones
[Verse 4: Ruby Rose]
Look, I know it’s hard, always fighting for your life
Don’t know who you can trust, just struggling to survive
Can’t find where you belong, no matter how hard you try
But if you want to know your place, just look into my eyes! (Silver!)
Every time your story progresses, there’s a hurdle
And slaughtering the enemies is your resolution
It seems like your plot just keeps going in circles
So I hope your fans are ready for a revolution!
Once I’m finished chewing out Boba Fett’s groupie;
You can call me Weiss, ‘cuz I put the W in RWBY!
So surrender or we’ll put you under fire like you home did
And take you down once and for all
I have spoken