ANIMATION VS ANYTHING!

POOCHEE AND PANSY
VS
DON'T HUG ME I’M SCARED

DRAW!

[Poochee]
Once upon a time, there were two sick rappers
That will be named victorious against some horror-ble actors

[Pansy]
Dev-oat-ed fans are bewitched when they see you Sufferdark

[Poochee and Pansy]
So we'll ball hard!

[Pansy]
To show you we have both bite and bark!

[Poochee]
Our special announcement is to keep kids protected

[Pansy]
You're deceiving and begging for help so you’re not disconnected
[Poochee and Pansy]
There are Bad Things That Could Happen and THIS IS IT collective-ly
We're towering over you and this time we're not here to get kitty!
Your fans are jejune teens, and I don't FIND YOU much better
Slowly ditching your friends while we always stick together!

[Poochee]
You try to Question Fun, but these standard practices are vital

[Pansy]
Couldn't capitalize on your fame, or your first episode's title!

[Red Guy]
Digital style comes in the form of many things
Looks like now we're in PowerPoint Slideshow vs Anything
That sounds really boring; you can ring me and the bell
Because you're lonely and forgotten - taking the mic L

[Yellow Guy]
While we’re taking the Midnight Crown as what haunts YouTube

[Duck Guy]
You’re green with envy because we're more creative than you!
Have you met the talking clock? 10 years and you’ll surely rot
With a pesky B-plot worth Ganga-diddly squat!
The early bird gets your can of worms, pups!
[Yellow Guy]
Takes a ScareTheater video for you to be eaten up
With your dreams of winning against my oil flow, you'll plummet
Just show your puppy Love and succumb as a puppet!

[Poochee and Pansy]
(Ha ha ha!) We're spitting fire; you're spitting like Freddy Firefly
You can celebrate Father’s Day by meeting who you were inspired by
Comedy's more your Colin; take an eye for an eye
Looks like this is the second time you bombed on the open mic!

[Yellow Guy]
Huh? You're trying to reach us but your views are pitiful
Your fame is dest-Roy-ed, and you never grew up like Shrignold!
Send an SOS to your friends because you're clearly quite the dreamer
But you won't get far if you're favorite idea is screamers!