[Skit]
"Ah good morning students and faculty,
If I could have your attention please.
As you may, or may not know,
Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection.
Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar,
as the school's lone administrator for the next few days."
*Clears throat*
"Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the same,
there will be some additional regulations you must also follow."
"Number one -
smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods."
"Number two -
the girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself."
"Number three -
while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia.
Eye contact with me is also prohibited."
"Number four -
girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm." *Clears throat*
"Number five -
while i am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other
Spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally until I have completed ejaculating."
"Finally, rule number six -
any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless they are masturbating."
"If you have any questions about these new regulations,
I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass."
"Good day"